It Never Gets Old - Key & Peele Football Names

This golden piece came out over six years ago in which Key and Peele run a parody on a college football bowl game and poke fun with some crazy football names of the players. Below is the full list of names - try pronouncing these names on your own! Key and Peele first cracked on the sports scene with this hilarious bit, making fun of many sports announcers trying to pronounce football players names.

It seems like this video has a strong shelf life as it resurfaces every football season. We think the best part of the video is that the very last player has a regular name! It almost catches your off guard as you wait in anticipation for how much more creative Key & Peele could get with the names and the matching costumes. Who has the best Key & Peele name to you?

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D'Marcus Williums

T.J. Juckson

T'varisuness King

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace

D'Squarius Green, Jr.

Ibrahim Moizoos

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde

D'Jasper Probincrux III

Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz

Javaris Jamar


Davoin Shower-Handel

Hingle McCringleberry

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot

J'Dinkalage Morgoone

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

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Saggitariutt Jefferspin

D'Glester Hardunkichud

Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt

Quatro Quatro

Ozamataz Buckshank

Beezer Twelve Washingbeard

Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter

X-Wing @Aliciousness

Sequester Grundelplith M.D.

Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V

Eeeee Eeeeeeeee

Donkey Teeth

Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith

The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop

Dan Smith

Key and Peele Football Names